They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.
Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.
If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black.
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside.
I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence.
I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
I've still got family members living below the poverty line in New York.
I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.
Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate.
Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.
The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.
