I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.