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Quotes by "Steven Wright"

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
— Steven Wright
Tags: would, guy, thought
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
— Steven Wright
Tags: those, hand, who, believe
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
— Steven Wright
Tags: just, real, hope, life
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
— Steven Wright
Tags: like, know, people
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
— Steven Wright
Tags: should, use, you
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
— Steven Wright
Tags: room, always, matter
What's another word for Thesaurus?
— Steven Wright
Tags: word, another, funny
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
— Steven Wright
Tags: here, just, me
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
— Steven Wright
Tags: few, books, purpose, children
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