The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing.
I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.
Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.
I'm very happy being big and effeminate.
I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.
Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.
Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.
Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.
I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.
I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.
Comedy is taken care of by a free market.
Freedom means the freedom to be stupid, and that's what I want.
I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.
A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.'
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
