I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.
The Tea Party claims to want small government.
I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you're doing, the more that' s an important thing.
For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.
I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.
Tommy Smothers is a hero of mine.
The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again.
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.
If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.
I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.
My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily.
