I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.
When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.
I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.
The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.
The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.
I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.
Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.
Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.
There is this tremendous amount of arrogance and hubris, where somebody can look at something for five minutes and dismiss it. Whether you talk about gaming or 20th century classical music, you can't do it in five minutes. You can't listen to 'The Rite of Spring' once and understand what Stravinsky was all about.
Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.
Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Martin Luther, 'I'm going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,' or I'm going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,' which would be the Pope.
Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.
I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.
We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.
If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'
Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.
