The road to success is always under construction.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store.
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me.
You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
