You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
