Many times I sit back and say, 'I can't believe that this is my life!' Other times, I feel self-satisfied. I mean, there's a lot to be proud and thankful for but, nonetheless, it's just a life!
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
