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There are three side effects of acid: enhanced long-term memory, decreased short-term memory, and I forget the third.

My second grade teacher told me I would never graduate high school. That I was going to be a juvenile delinquent.

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

I don't think I could write a novel that wasn't theological.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.

Ignoring all prejudices of caste, creed, class, color, sex, or race, a swami follows the precepts of human brotherhood. His goal is absolute unity with Spirit.

My diet is always extremely important to me. I've taken a new approach to eating in terms of my blood type. I really don't eat much chicken, sugar, salts, or beef. Just eating clean and feeling so much better.

Technically, on the spectrum of very bad things, they did nothing truly wicked. But of course, that spectrum has no measure for the greatest of all carnal sins, the kind that occurs before skin touches skin, before wondering turns to yearning, yearning to having, having to holding for dear life, when two people cling to each other so desperately that even when they lie, inches apart, neither is fully satisfied until the light between them turns to darkness.

Early in my doctoral training at Cornell University, I became immersed in the behavioral decision theory paradigm.

Prayer is the soul's breathing itself into the bosom of its heavenly Father.

One has to view things realistically.

When mortals discuss about the eternity, conclusively it will be a lifetime discussion.

I hold myself to a high standard on and off the field.

If the picture needs varnishing later, I allow a restorer to do that, if there's any restoring necessary.

I once did a three-hour interview with Radio Oxford only to be told the microphone hadn't picked me up.

Many mourn for their sins that do not truly repent of them, weep bitterly for them, and yet continue in love and league with them.

Why, I can't help wondering, is God thought to need such ferocious defence? One might have supposed him amply capable of looking after himself.

African art is functional, it serves a purpose. It's not a dormant. It's not a means to collect the largest cheering section. It should be healing, a source a joy. Spreading positive vibrations.

Though not really a comedy, 'Rosewater' is a demonstration of the creed behind 'The Daily Show': belief in the crucial need for impious wit against entrenched power. The freedom of the press is also the freedom to depress - and to inspire. That's a message that can outlive any Oscar season.

Men are what their mothers made them.