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I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together.

There's a great deal of tension between so many kind of distinctive and restrictive female archetypes and images in the world. When you play with the archetypes, you get free.

I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.'

One of its most powerful weapons has always been 'barbarity': 'we' know that 'we' are civilised by contrasting ourselves with those we deem to be un-civilised, with those who do not - or cannot be trusted to - share our values.

Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person.

An aspiration is a joy forever, a possession as solid as a landed estate, a fortune which we can never exhaust and which gives us year by year a revenue of pleasurable activity.

Stay hyped! Get chicks!

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

The absolute low point for me in more than 30 years of professional life was the Brexit vote.

Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice — and the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man has to be man — by choice; he has to hold his life as a value — by choice; he has to learn to sustain it — by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and practice his virtues — by choice. A code of values accepted by choice is a code of morality.

Whitey is uptight about offending blacks without really knowing what offends blacks.

And I've fallen. So hard. I've hit the ground. Gone right through it. Never in my life have I felt this. Nothing like this. I've felt shame and cowardice, weakness and strength. I've known terror and indifference, self-hate and general disgust. I've seen things that cannot be unseen. And yet I've known nothing like this terrible, horrible, paralyzing feeling. I feel crippled. Desperate and out of control. And it keeps getting worse. Every day I feel sick. Empty and somehow aching. Love is a heartless bastard.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.

First and foremost, I'm an oral storyteller - I'll make a poetic choice over a grammatical choice every single time.

Lincoln is a genius of language and a brilliant writer who deserves to be seen as part of the canon of great writers in American literature.

And, you know, I came out of college in the early '90s. That was a great time to exit school and get a job in the dot-com world and get educated.

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.

I am very domesticated. I find I really enjoy it.