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As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home.

Q: When the master clears the karmas, do we have to go through pain? When the master removes the karma, you call that feeling pain. Actually, the master would be removing in a second the suffering of many births, what would have otherwise taken many births to dissolve. So it is practically no suffering in comparison. Sharada Devi says, the master clearing the samskaras is like you facing a thorn prick instead of suffering a fracture! - HDH Bhagawan Sri Nithyananda Paramahamsa Nithyananda

I deal with cultural issues whether they be in the Middle East, Far East, the Orient or the West. You broach questions in the context of their culture and then present Christian answers.

At Second City and improvising at iO, you're creating a character in an instant. All of a sudden, you're creating this history and this past for your character, and you're discovering it while you're doing it, and that's part of the fun of it.

I seem to get cast as one of two extremes. Either I play the butch heavy or totally nice guys.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Silence is nice to have if you wanted it, but maddening if you didn't.

When I was a kid, I was always drawing things. I'd get butcher paper or grocery bags and draw on them.

Our job is to convince guys that our way is the best way to cross the road. The tactics and training and facilities are important, but I still have to convince you.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

I think if people really read Martin Luther King, Jr., then they would begin to understand what he really represented.

When I was young, I was an academically oriented guy like most academically oriented guys. I graduated in science, did an MBA. My dreams as a young boy were I wanted to be an industrialist, or I wanted to be a scientist.

Hope is generally a wrong guide, though it is good company along the way.

The President of the United States thinks that for the Japanese opium is more dangerous than war.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she's so serious and stoic. I'm the opposite.

The Peace Corps is a sort of Howard Johnson's on the main drag into maturity.

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

Emotion is often what we rely upon to carry us across the unfathomable voids in our intelligence.

People think rationally that the world really is more risky. Imagine in 2008 that investors thought there was a 10% chance we'd have a depression. That would partly justify the drop in prices.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.