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The city of Johannesburg built an app because they are getting so many complaints on Facebook and Twitter about potholes. The app allows you to report a pot hole and take a picture of it. Then, you can actually track the progress in terms of the repair, when it happened.

Higher taxes is the road to ruin. We must and we will shrink our government, and that means making some tough choices, tightening our belts.

Happiness is an elusive state of mind not to be gained by clumsy pursuit.It is given to those who do not sue for it:to be unconcerned about a desired good is probably the only way to possess it.

We had great comic mileage in the 'SG-1' episode 'The Swarm,' where Woolsey is running away faster than anybody else.

I remember being totally enamored with Sid Caesar.

I have never been the mousy, stand-two-paces-behind, obedient 'little woman' type.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

Retirement security is often compared to a three-legged stool supported by Social Security, employer-provided pension funds, and private savings.

I just think if you don't say the honest thing, sometimes the honest thing never becomes true, you know, and I-

Pious XII was too neutral to mention the gas chambers; decent people like my own family were turned into devils by crude Christianity.

LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh - not the forced social variety, which is closer to barking than laughing - is uncommon among adults.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I'll tell you what, I had complete control on 'Unleashed.' I directed, produced, chose the musician, picked the costumes, and everything. I never had anyone saying, 'I don't like this and I don't like that.' The studio, Universal, were easy. It was this weird movie no one cared about.

I want to play real characters rather than young leads in very plotty things. I want variety.

A mans action should never be as a result of others but as a result of his own God given wisdom and strengthen.

The results of political changes are hardly ever those which their friends hope or their foes fear.

I think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse.

I've been watching 'Pawn Stars' every week for the last year. I like learning about the history behind the items that people bring into the pawnshop. I actually pawned a ring once that a woman sent to me while I was on 'Jerry Springer.' It was really gaudy.

I used to approach writing like a football game. If I went out there and aggressively saw more, I'd know more, and I'd capture more, and I'd write better. Hut, hut, hut: First down and haiku!

If your feet are firmly planted on the ground you'll never be able to dance.