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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
— Woody Allen Hannah and Her Sisters
Tags: woody-allen, religion, organized-religion, humor, christian-behavior

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You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
— Woody Allen
Tags: writing, life, absurd
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
— Woody Allen
Tags: dead, will, sick, food
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
— Woody Allen
Tags: exists, somebody, dream, nothing
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
— Woody Allen
Tags: something, us, government, believe
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
— Woody Allen
Tags: i-am, change, funny, life
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