I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.