There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest.
That's one of the reasons why 'Lost' has to end: because we can't sit around and envision, 'What is the flashback for Jack in year nine?' It doesn't realistically exist.
We spend millions of dollars every year just for the right to pay our taxes, but once again, do we really need to do that? Why don't we simplify it? And I've certainly looked at fair tax, I've looked at flat tax, and if I get to the U.S. Senate, I'd like to review that.
We're living in primate heaven. We're warm, dry, we're not hungry, we don't have fleas and ticks and infections. So why are we so miserable?
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Sure, you can mix the flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, and the whole nine yards, but why wouldn't you just pull out a box of Bisquick?
If you don't let people flourish in their jobs, why are they going to stay?
I knew I was going to be successful from day one. From day one. That's why it throws me whenever someone says it was such a fluke that I was successful.
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space?
What I like about pop music, and why I'm still attracted to it, is that in the end it becomes our folk music.
Without food, we cannot survive, and that is why issues that affect the food industry are so important.
Every year, the average American eats as much as 33 pounds of cheese. That's up to 60,000 calories and 3,100 grams of saturated fat. So why do we eat so much cheese? Mainly it's because the government is in cahoots with the processed food industry.
As I got older, I was able to articulate why I was rebelling against authority - because their motives were much more forceful and hurtful than I had ever thought.
Why would I stand there and trade punches and try to knock out George Foreman?
This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?
I read too many romance novels during my formative years. I have a penchant for romantic comedies. I understand why 'Romeo and Juliet' came to such a pass.
Why has not anyone seen that fossils alone gave birth to a theory about the formation of the earth, that without them, no one would have ever dreamed that there were successive epochs in the formation of the globe.
I couldn't identify just one, but there's numerous rule changes and points of emphasis that have reflected a change on the field almost immediately. It's hard to avoid the horse-collar tackle, for example, but the players understand why the rule is in there - because of the injury rate prior to us making that a personal foul.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
Why should Ireland be treated as a geographical fragment of England - Ireland is not a geographical fragment, but a nation.
