Growing up, I was a self-loathing Igor who carried the queen's books. My job was to be the sarcastic sherpa, quietly providing the farce and adoration, then becoming part of the wall when cued.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
At least three times a week, I'm approached by someone who says something about 'Fargo.'
I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me.
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.
There's nothing humane about the flesh of animals who have had one or two or even three improvements made in their singularly rotten lives on today's factory farms.
It's these leftwing people, who always put themselves above the rest, who are fascists.
It's the story of an American who wants to become a dictator and goes to Europe with a sidekick to interview various Fascists to find out how the Nazis and Mussolini got into power.
He fashions evil for himself who does evil to another, and an evil plan does mischief to the planner.
Yeah, I'm the Brit who isn't Lewis Hamilton that woke up and realised he was good. I got that tag because I was young, flying around in jets and driving fast cars. I always took my driving seriously, but I suppose I enjoyed life... But I'm not a playboy.
Obviously, if you are playing against a guy who is known for an up-tempo offense, you'll probably tailor your practice a little bit to say, 'Hey, let's get a couple of fast-paced plays back to back to back to try to simulate that.'
My instincts are always against people who want to fasten some sort of hegemony onto things.
When I was 5 and playing against 11-year-olds, who were bigger, stronger, faster, I just had to figure out a way to play with them.
Woe to him who teaches men faster than they can learn.
He travels the fastest who travels alone.
Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone.
As an African-American, we stand on the shoulders of people who fought despite not seeing victories in their lifetime or even in their children's lifetime or even in their grandchildren's lifetime. So fatalism isn't really an option.
Though we hear various reports of his existence we can never find the young wizard who is able so they say to graft the soul of a girl to the soul of her lover so that not even the sharp scissors of the Fates can ever sever them apart.
When you find a guy who is powerful, a big father figure, you latch onto him immediately.
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.