People know me. I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central. I'll always be a tennis player, not a celebrity.
I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone like that. Because it really shows, you know, that you've arrived.
From a scientific point of view, we now know that the water is interlaced with the lunar soil in many locations, perhaps as remnants of comet collisions with the lunar surface.
I have just gone over my comet computations again, and it is humiliating to perceive how very little more I know than I did seven years ago when I first did this kind of work.
I have worn myself thin trying to find out about this comet, and I know very little now in the matter.
One that I know people really like is my Crock-Pot mac and cheese. It's comfort food that's good for Super Bowl parties and easy to make.
I've been scared and I've liked not hanging on to stuff where I know that I'm in my comfort zone.
I meet people overseas that know five languages - that the only language I'm comfortable in is English.
Form must never trump function. Some objects are made to look so smooth, you don't know where to pick them up or how to turn them on. If I'm designing a garlic press or cheese grater, I need my hand to fit comfortably on it. I like to know, instinctively, how to use it.
I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
There's nothing more comforting for a team than to know when you need someone to make a play, you have someone who is going to do it when it matters most.
I feel sorry for people who only know comic books through movies. I really do.
Fighting, I guess, was never the real reason I read comic books as a kid. The fighting was an important part, an integral part of it; I don't know I would've read it without it.
Well, I'm always working on my comic strip and trying to, you know, keep cranking that out.
Going to Comic-Con was mind-blowing, seeing all these fans and all these people who know my name.
What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group.
But God can only smile because only God can know what is coming next.
You know, everybody has setbacks in their life, and everybody falls short of whatever goals they might set for themselves. That's part of living and coming to terms with who you are as a person.
Coming to terms with our true natures and who we really are has always been a fascination to humans. I know it fascinates me.
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
