Merlinβs beard.
I can't give a Professor love!
Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.
TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?
I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!
Instant gratification takes too long.
It doesnβt matter what temperature a room is, itβs always room temperature.
And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield.
I'd love to...but only with you.
Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!
Electricity is really just organized lightning
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks. Yeah. We were badasses.
