The best defense is a confusing offense.
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
God is even in a single parent household.
Ain't No Drama Like Bedroom Drama
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, blusher and lipstick who died that it might all have been possible. But who died in vain.
I had a dream about you last night... you were there.
I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.
I don't talk with everybody because i am not everybody, i am single.
For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.
I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.
I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.
I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.
I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.
Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.
I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.
I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.
I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.
I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.
