So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.
I've got great family.
I've got great dogs. I've got a great family. I mean, I couldn't be happier.
We have the great fans in Detroit. We've got a great ballpark, great stadium.
I've got great friends.
I've got a great wife, a great life.
Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.
I guess I've got a smart wife.
Somehow I got to be one of five or six actors that the directors would use as guinea pigs at this directing colloquium, where people pay to listen to and watch the directors direct.
I got to work with Gene Hackman for six weeks, side by side, 12 hours a day.
I've got crap teeth, crap hair. I never have facials. I still have hairs in the middle of my eyebrows.
I didn't have an agent until I got 'Hairspray.' I had to get a Broadway show without an agent to get an agent.
I got my first handgun license when I was 22.
I have a playlist for every project that I do. I made one for 'Handmaid' before I got the job.
I got Jimmy Hall from Wet Willie and he also plays now with Hank Williams Jr.
I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it.
After I convinced them that I was a harmless novelist, I actually got them to give me a tour of the harem - which is usually off limits for tourists.
The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping.
I was messing around with the harmonica... but I was 13 before I got a real good note out of it.
