We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.
I went to a high school that was so dangerous, the school newspaper had an obituary column.
"Do you think your boy will forget all he learned in college?" "I hope so. He can't make a living drinking."
Do you know the difference between a kayak and a college student? A kayak tips.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.
Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates.
Graduation Speech: You'll have to excuse me if I cry. I've been a little teary-eyed all week; the sadness, the joy, . . . the fact that I'm off my parents' payroll.
Schoolhouses are the republican line of fortifications.
Education commences at the mother's knee, and every word spoken within the hearsay of little children tends towards the formation of character.
What greater or better gift can we offer the republic than to teach and instruct our youth?
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education.
'Tis education forms the common mind; Just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined.
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat.
If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
The highest result of education is tolerance.
Because I trust in the ever-changing climate of the heart. (At least, today I feel that way.) I think it is necessary to have many experiences for the sake of feeling something; for the sake of being challenged, and for the sake of being expressive, to offer something to someone else, to learn what we are capable of.
The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of the martyr.