Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.
In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the end of a broomstick in front of the cow. The goats would knock their heads around the inside of the can and emerge giddy, peanut butter drunk.
What people unfortunately relate to when they think of Alaska oil was when the Exxon Valdez went aground because of a captain that was drunk. But when you look to how we have been safely producing and moving Alaska's oil for decades, it is a track record that is enviable.
