Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.
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I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.
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For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
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