No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
"The whole world loves a lover" is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
They say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well, I'm nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr jewelry.
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her . . . but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
In the race for love, I was scratched.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart - about a finger's breadth - for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.
Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
One of the silliest lines ever said in a feature film came from Love Story, the 1970s hit, which immortalized the phrase, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." There are few people who would actually want to share a life with someone who held that concept near and dear.
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.