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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
— Robert Klein
Tags: naked, hot, woman, dreams

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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
— Robert Klein
Tags: only, comedy, mentor, school
But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there.
— Robert Klein
Tags: drama, go, father, school
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.
— Robert Klein
Tags: comedy, humor, people, funny
The '50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way, and then the '60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS.
— Robert Klein
Tags: social, boring, way, remember
I love live theater. I get my rocks off by doing stand-up, and I am the only actor. But to show up eight times a week and not have that time for myself; to do someone else's lines? When I work for Wendy Wasserstein or Terrence McNally, Neil Simon or even Shakespeare, I do not have the right to change the lines.
— Robert Klein
Tags: change, myself, work, love
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