Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Humor is reason gone mad.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Go, and never darken my towels again.