Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.