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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
— Groucho Marx
Tags: naughty, innuendo, humor, dogs

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
— Groucho Marx The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Tags: humor, friends, dogs, books, animals
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
— Groucho Marx
Tags: room, book, go, time, television, reading, humor, books
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
— Groucho Marx
Tags: fair, secret, fake, honesty, you, life, humor
Humor is reason gone mad.
— Groucho Marx
Tags: gone, mad, reason, humor
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
— Groucho Marx
Tags: who, enough, feel, dance, people
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