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I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to write toward that deadline, to let the adrenaline pick you up on Friday morning and carry you through, to cook up a monologue about Lake Wobegon and get to the theater on time.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: matter, time, you, morning

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
— Garrison Keillor
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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
— Garrison Keillor
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I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: most, say, think, you
I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
— Garrison Keillor
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I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: come, go, you, good
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