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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: stop, girl, thinking, coffee

Other Quotes by "Garrison Keillor"

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: humor, cats, absurd
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: religion, humor
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: most, say, think, you
I love rhymes; I love to write a poem about New York and rhyme 'oysters' with 'The Cloisters.' And 'The lady from Knoxville who bought her brassieres by the boxful.' I just feel a sort of small triumph.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: lady, new, feel, love
I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.
— Garrison Keillor
Tags: come, go, you, good
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