Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.