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It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: most, two, jokes, comedy

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I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: laugh, girl, time, me
I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: win, work, success, love
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: i-am, you, sports, good
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: stand, stand-up, school, love
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
— Demetri Martin
Tags: short, jokes, ideas, love
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