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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
— Chris Rock
Tags: you, me, good, funny

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When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
— Chris Rock
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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
— Chris Rock
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Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
— Chris Rock
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
— Chris Rock
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Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again.
— Chris Rock
Tags: new, believe, people, good
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