Someday, you're going to be someone's favorite author.
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
All warfare is based on deception.