If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah.
Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.