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Quotes by "Justin Halpern"

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
— Justin Halpern Sh*t My Dad Says
Tags: humor
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
— Justin Halpern Sh*t My Dad Says
Tags: humor
See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: humor
... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
— Justin Halpern I Suck at Girls
Tags: inspiration, humor
I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: enjoy, book, father, people
I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: father, people, cool, life
The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: special, choice, always, unique
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