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... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
— Justin Halpern I Suck at Girls
Tags: inspiration, humor

Other Quotes by "Justin Halpern"

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He's not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: special, choice, always, unique
I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: father, people, cool, life
I just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: enjoy, book, father, people
See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.
— Justin Halpern
Tags: humor
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
— Justin Halpern Sh*t My Dad Says
Tags: humor
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