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Quotes by "Jack Benny"

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
— Jack Benny
Tags: either, deserve, award, funny, adversity
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
Tags: you, sports, me, beautiful
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
— Jack Benny
Tags: pieces, cut, forty, sandwich
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