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Quotes by "Dennis Miller"

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: nothing, long, you, funny
A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: white, new, support, man
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: care, you, me, truth
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: elected, than, office, more
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: american, wood, more, education
I rant, therefore I am.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: therefore, am, i-am, funny
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: time, you, god, good
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: another, man
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
— Dennis Miller
Tags: dc, wisconsin, washington, lying, cheese
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