Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
I rant, therefore I am.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.