Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.
Over in the UK and in Wales, it's nice to turn on the TV and see 'Baywatch.'
We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on 'Baywatch.'
Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.
When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well.
I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.
I think people know that I've got a good heart.
I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.
That's one of the good things about being recognisable - if you need a quick escape, the cabbies will take care of you.
When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.
My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside.
My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.
