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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions, so he called me into his office and asked what it would take for me to stay? I said, maybe if I could work on the Mac project, which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.

When we met, I never thought in a million years that Will Smith and I would be together.

Being a star comes with not just fame and fortune, but with awareness and responsibility.

Writing is hard work, and if anything's true about the process, it's that fact that a good story is hard to find and even trickier to get on paper. What's less romantic than staring alone at a blank screen? And edgy? I've changed the cat little because I didn't know what my characters were going to say next.

I did go to college with him, but everyone's always like, 'Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?' and I'm like, 'No,' because he was in a lab creating Facebook, and I was, like, learning about alcohol. Well, we did go to school, and I think I'm not really benefiting from that relationship in any way.

I wasn't on stage to be worshipped or for people to look up to me. I was with the crowd.

My task as a citizen is to get the government to do more good and less inefficient and wasteful work.

I didn't want to read French or write it; it was like a boycott, a rejection.

I'm very interested in the impact of biotechnology on the way people live.

For me, 'The Kite Runner' became about a guy who's emotionally shut down because he hasn't confronted his past.

I was bullied at school, and I let that get hold of me and withdrew into myself - I regret letting that happen.

Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.

I have had demanding jobs since I was 18 years old. I have had two sick days in all my working life.

In other relationships, it may be permissible to overpower people, but not between people who are living together. That relationship is supposed to be between equals.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

One day, we had a layoff at my job. And I went to my boss, and I said, 'Please save someone else's job. This is a win-win situation for the company and me - and just lay me off.' I did that in around 2003, and I never looked back. I became a full-time comic.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

I oppose the spending of trillions in Iraq and Afghanistan, I strongly oppose Islamic extremism but don't believe that sending troops to die in two unwinnable wars makes sense.

There's no way to eloquently put this. I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can't be outside very often. And also to not ever be just 'some girl' again. Just being some chick at some place, that's gone.