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Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Two Klansmen were working for NORAD monitoring U.S. air space for missile attacks. I contacted the Pentagon, and the next day, they were reassigned to a posting near the North Pole.

I think I get a lot of ideas from when I was a kid, listening to Casey Kasem's 'American Top 40.'

Those who support the death penalty are accepting a practice that is both ineffective and fundamentally flawed.

An elite class that is free to operate without limits - whether limits imposed by the rule of law or fear of the responses from those harmed by their behavior - is an elite class that will plunder, degrade, and cheat at will, and act endlessly to fortify its own power.

My dad was a sports writer when I was younger and then he became just a general columnist. But I grew up with him literally getting into brawls with football coaches.

I want to bask deeply in the taste of his blood, in that flowing crimson filled with his feelings melted in it...

Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.

If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?

Only in the English countryside could violent death remain something that is 'cosy.'

I don't follow anybody. I just flip through whatever Instagram sends me. I like to keep my algorithm pure, so I only ever like pictures of art. It's a rabbit hole for me because I'm a total voyeur.

I'm not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I'm afraid of what real human beings to do other real human beings.

You feel quite distant by playing at huge stadiums year after year, where you only can see a great darkness in front of you.

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.

Wes Anderson's mind must be an exciting place for a story idea to be born. It immediately becomes more than a series of events and is transformed into a world with its own rules, in which everything is driven by emotions and desires as convincing as they are magical.

I feel like I have another level every year that I start a new season of basketball. If I continue to keep growing, and make everything consistent, I'm going to get better and better each year.

Plan did I, perhaps too much, yet if not, how can one see where one is heading?

Was ever a great discovery prosecuted or an important benefit conferred upon the human race by him who was incapable of standing and thinking and feeling alone?

I loathe blogs when I look at them. Blogs look, to me, illiterate. They look hasty, like someone babbling.

Hearts are made to be broken.