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With the first money I got, I built my parents a house back home, gave them a string of credit cards, and said 'Go.'

I used to think that people just hate vegans; I have since discovered that everybody hates anyone who abstains from anything.

What is the truth? Is it what you experience? Is it what I experience? Or is there some objective truth in between?

Our job in this life is not to shape ourselves into some ideal we imagine we ought to be, but to find out who we already are and become it.

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.

I don't want to be cliched, but Buckingham Palace is beautiful, and the old red telephone booths are really interesting to me. I've always wanted to see those.

I like to read about different religions - Judaism, Islam, Christianity, Hinduism and Buddhism.

We have so much lung capacity that we don't even notice a problem until we are in our 40s.

I did a live late-night talk show called 'Creation Nation' with friends of mine. I had a sidekick and a band, and I wrote the whole thing. And it had the form of a late-night talk show, but we did it on stage because no one was giving me a TV show at the time.

Baseball, in my opinion, would be a lot better if you could just make the same salary as everybody else in the world, and you don't deal with any of the other stuff. But that's not how it is. The main thing is I want to pitch against the best players in the world, and you can't do that playing in a pickup baseball league in your town.

I just have to be very clear. Whether or not I lose weight or stay the same, it's purely a choice of mine for health. Not because I think that plus size, curvy, voluptuous, big bodies aren't attractive - because I think they're awesome and sexy.

I'm a guy who loves my family, and we're probably only going to have a couple of more babies. I have the rest of my life to play the British Open.

So rarely do we meet either with easy success or with irreversible defeat.

I have no desire at all to become the winningest coach at Notre Dame. The record belongs to Knute Rockne or some other coach in the future.

I've been fooling the public for years and I'm really good at it.

I love having the Olympic Channel app on my phone because I can watch old gymnastics videos any time.

I've stammered all my life, and it's fair to say that my stammer has shaped my life. It's made me make some decisions that I'm sure I wouldn't have if I didn't suffer with this affliction.

I'd been waiting to turn thirty my whole life. For some reason, when I was eleven, I was like, 'I know thirty's going to be good. Get through those twenties!'

This pro football player once sent me 100 teddy bears, asking me to fly to one of his games and go to dinner. I didn't do it - it was just too weird.

He who hesitates is poor.