When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.