Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday morning.
There's nothing like the freedom of being in a roomful of strangers and trying to make them laugh... You either sink or swim. It's like verbal boxing.
You got to be willing to be knocked out to win a fight. You got to be willing to get booed off the stage to get a standing ovation.
What amazes me is that the whole world is fascinated by Kim Kardashian. What's her talent?
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also the, 'Mmm - I didn't take that into consideration.'
Everybody cheats on the Kardashians.
