I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
If you do your fair day's work, you are certain to get your fair day's wage - in praise or pudding, whichever happens to suit your taste.
Kids feel like they have to puff up or shrink. These reclusive qualities begin to develop because you feel that who you are is going to either be accepted or rejected by your family and friends.
The theatre is your pulpit - it is your church - and you want to be a priest in your church, and that's what I believe in.
In space, you need to exercise your heart since it's not pumping blood around at the same rate.
Kitchen competition shows are so action-packed. They just get your adrenaline pumping.
I stopped going to high school when I met Big Pun, which wasn't the smartest thing. So I never got my diploma. When I went to prison, it's mandatory to get your GED if you don't have a high school diploma.
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun.
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Your weight has to be behind the punch to make it matter.
It would be hard to go to your neighbor and say the things people say on the Internet without getting punched out or having your tires slashed.
Love your job, stay punctual, and appreciate everything!
Celebrity is absolutely preposterous. Entertainment seems to be inflating. It used to be the punctuation to your life, a film or a novel or a play, a way of celebrating a good week or month. Now it feels as if it's all punctuation.
Let your kids pick their punishments. Our instinct as parents is to order our kids around. It's easier, and we're usually right! But it rarely works.
If you become a teacher, by your pupils you'll be taught.
Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.
The minute a Wall Street firm purchases your debt, your bank no longer has it on its financial statement, which then allows the bank to look for more credit card customers. That's one reason why you get so many credit card offers.
I think I learned years ago when I went to Hawaii that you don't bring puka shells back. You've got to be careful of your vacation purchases.
If you hunger for certain types of clothes, for which you have little use, put yourself on a diet. Just as you resist too much whipped cream and French pastry to keep your figure in shape, you can say no to those yearned-for but unneeded purchases that lead to a wardrobe that is shapeless and without form.
Exercise your purchasing power as a consumer, volunteer and bring joy to those in need, and share your experiences, tell your stories, and inspire others along the way.
