Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.
My vigour, vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.
I have met with women who I really think would like to be married to a poem, and to be given away by a novel.
A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety; other women cloy the appetites they feed, but she makes hungry where most she satisfies.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
In our civilization men are afraid they will not be men enough, and women are afraid they might be considered only women.
It takes all the fun out of a bracelet if you have to buy it yourself.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one.
If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Social science affirms that a woman's place in society marks the level of civilization.
Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive.
When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.
It was a woman who drove me to drink - and, you know, I never even thanked her.
Has a woman who knew that she was well dressed ever caught a cold?
Each suburban housewife spends her time presiding over a power plant sufficient to have staffed the palace of a Roman emperor with a hundred slaves.
Boys don't make passes at female smart-asses.
As a woman, to be competitive is to be passive.