I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'
I still say Pakistan and India should have normal bilateral relations in cricket and there should be regular exchanges between the two countries.
In some instances, I would say the writer does deserve equal billing with the director. In other instances the director - especially if he wrote part of the script himself - is clearly more the author of the movie.
This Congress has promised all manner of border security and port security to the tune of billions of dollars... yet we have - to date - funded our promises for port security at only $900 million. That's quite a distance between what we say and what we actually do.
In Presley's time, you didn't dare not to be a fan of his, because you were part of a club. Now you can say I prefer Billy Joel or Tina Turner or someone else. It's all fractionalized.
I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is to say I hear a lot of Billy Joel, Paul McCartney, Carole King, Joni Mitchell and Stevie Wonder.
The most dangerous cancer cells are actually the ones that are more like stem cells, which have this ability to produce themselves over and over again. More and more cancer biologists say stem-cell-like cells in cancers are the most dangerous.
I think it's tragic that we have this human capacity, which appears to be hardwired, or so the evolutionary biologists say, for collective joy. We have these techniques for generating it that go back thousands of years, and yet we tend not to use this.
It's nice to say let's be bipartisan. But we're a partisan nation. We were raised as a partisan nation.
Attacks on a politician's identity - questioning Romney's religion, say, or Obama's birthplace - tend to come when an opponent is desperate and can't sell himself.
I'm in trouble with some activist women because I refuse to say I'm bisexual.
It's not correct to say Jesus is God. Now, don't run and report me to the bishop, all right? It's not correct to say that - Jesus is the union of the human and the divine. That's different.
JFK used to say the bishops and the cardinals were all Republicans, but the nuns were Democrats! I sort of believe that too.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
I always say to Blake Griffin that he has a better comedy career than I do.
I have to say that anger is the blanket that comes around me, and that blunts and blurs my sense of proportion.
To say that you can kill in the name of God is blasphemy.
I suppose I should say that I treasure blasphemy, as a faith of the highest order.
I would say my greatest musical influences have been Ella Fitzgerald and Mary J. Blige.
Mother always said that even when I was 3, I used to get the 6- and 7-year-old kids on the block and punch them and say, 'Listen to me.'
