I know people think I invented the Victoria sandwich, but I'm really not that old.
As we know, menstrual hygiene is an issue women have been facing over the years. It's great that the initiative to provide low-cost sanitary napkins has been undertaken. It is an empowering step for many women.
I do think there was a period there when my sanity was under intense pressure, and I didn't know what to say or do or how to act. I was literally living from day to day.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?
We all know that any thing which retards in any way the free circulation of the sap, also prevents to a certain extent the formation of wood and leaves.
I know it's sappy, but I bet there's a market for civility and niceness out there that, while probably not as titillating as a junkyard scrap between shirtless adversaries, it'd sure be healthier.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm not working at McDonald's and how come I have the life I have. I don't know. But I'm happy that I have these choices. That's kinda sappy, huh? But whatever, acting beats pumping gas.
Women want to get to know Sarah Palin. And they want to meet her family.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful.
It's very satisfying. To perform the way you want to. And the way you know that you can.
Listen: our culture is saturated with irony whether we know it or not.
Do not let the Obama administration fool you with all their cunning Alinsky methods. And if you don't know what that method is, I implore you to get the book 'Rules for Radicals,' by Saul Alinsky. Mr. Obama is very well trained in these methods.
You don't always have to have a record out. I'm not a sausage factory, you know, turning out records every year.
Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.
People tend to think that numbers are quite objective, but numbers in economics are not like this. Some economists say they're like sausages: you don't know what they really are until you cut into them.
The America we all know has been a story of the many becoming one, uniting to preserve liberty, uniting to build the greatest economy in the world, uniting to save the world from unspeakable darkness.
How many millionaires do you know who have become wealthy by investing in savings accounts? I rest my case.
